My Horoscope

I don't usually bother with reading my horoscope but it was staring me in the face today when I was eating my lunch. If you can't read the small type this is what it says:

"Start thinking about your future and what you have to offer. A change to career that is more stable or at least offers an ongoing paycheck will ease your stress and help you evaluate where you should be headed next."

Basically, it says, "Get a job."